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Mr. Simpson, your silence only incriminates you further.
Posted by TheD-LucksEdition Jan. 1, 2010 @ 12:11 PM ESTNo Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me! Mr. Simpson NOOOOOOOOOO
DRAMATISATION, MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED

Had no Internet for a few weeks as we moved house and some shit got fucked up.
That's all there is to it.
Missed you NG. And by NG I primarily mean David, Gagsy and The Wrestling Club.
Here have a picture or something I don't know/care

Quite the romancey meeting really; I was the lead actor in the 6th Form play, she was our voluntary director.
Flirting ensued, and now a couple of dates and many chats later we're both very much infatuated with each other.
That's all there is to it really, pretty simple. Won't bore you with too many details.
Now go about your daily business.
inb4 no replies/ 1 comment from David saying how he used to think I was cool.
Is our secret safe tonight
and are we out of sight
or will our world come tumbling down?
Will they find our hiding place
Is this our last embrace
or will the walls start caving in?
It could be wrong, could be wrong, but it should've been right
It could be wrong, could be wrong, to let our hearts ignite
It could be wrong, could be wrong, are we digging a hole?
It could be wrong, could be wrong, this is out of control
It could be wrong, could be wrong, it could never last
It could be wrong, could be wrong, must erase it fast
It could be wrong, could be wrong, but it could've been right
It could be wrong, could be....
Love is our resistance
They'll keep us apart and they won't stop breaking us down
Hold me
Our lips must always be sealed
If we live a life in fear
I'll wait a thousand years
Just to see you smile again
Kill your prayers for love and peace
You'll wake the thought police
We can't hide the truth inside
It could be wrong, could be wrong, but it should've been right
It could be wrong, could be wrong, to let our hearts ignite
It could be wrong, could be wrong, are we digging a hole?
It could be wrong, could be wrong, this is out of control
It could be wrong, could be wrong, it could never last
It could be wrong, could be wrong, must erase it fast
It could be wrong, could be wrong, but it could've been right
It could be wrong, could be....
Love is our resistance
They'll keep us apart and they won't stop breaking us down
Hold me
Our lips must always be sealed
The night has reached its end
We can't pretend
We must run
We must run
It's time to run
Take us away from here
Protect us from further harm
Resistance!

Not to sound bigheaded, but I astound myself with how fucking good I am sometimes.
English Literature - A
Drama - A
Media Studies - A
General Studies - B
Geography - D
I was going to drop Geography anyway because it didn't fit in with my other subjects and I only chose it because I thought I was required to choose 4 A Levels when I was only required to pick 3. So that's buried for next year. As for the others though, I'm fucking euphoric.
So yeah, if you want to share your results (if applicable), comment and shit.
Point is, I'm over the fucking moon.
Bison related.
Here's a post about Muse's new tracks just because.
Posted by TheD-LucksEdition Aug. 4, 2009 @ 3:57 PM EDTI'm reserving full judgement until the full album's released. I'm anticipating it hotly though, despite Muse's obvious 'evolution' of sorts for this album.
Awesomeface Baby sort of related.

At the end of the day, as long as there are two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
Well this evening has been fucking terrific. Just fantastic. As per the custom of Father's Day, we all have to do something with our dads, no matter how small. Unfortunately for me, that something involved my brother and I going out to dinner with my dad. No big deal, surely? Wrong; packaged with my dad include his whore of a now wife-to-be (the woman who split up my family 5 years ago as a result of my dad being adulterous to boot), and her two bastard children with two different fathers. You know, just to paint a picture of the kind of woman my future stepmother is.
I'm not the kind of person who takes things lightly. My family was essentially destroyed by my dad and that woman, back in 2004 when I was only about 12 or so. To lose a proper father at such a pivotal time of my youth affected me in a very negative fashion. Hell, it's the single event which changed the person I was into who I am now. It's indirectly the reason why I signed up on NG in the first place. My social life and confidence crumbled as a result of their actions. Fortunately I'm a better person now, but back then it was devastating to my character.
But anyway, back to this evening.
What followed as of 6pm this evening was one of the most awkward and depressing evenings I've ever had the luxury to sit through. What really broke my heart though was how my dad treated the kids. The way he interacted with them just reminded me of how my brother and I were treated and loved by him at their age. As such, I now am full of memories of how my family was once whole and loving; actually worth giving a fuck about. Couple these memories with my dad and his partner constantly holding hands, and you'll paint a very poignant picture.
Yes, it has been nearly 5 years since my parents split and my dad went off with her. But my dad's actions since that time, particularly towards my mum, have not allowed him to paint a good picture of himself. He's not the man he was, and it just fills me with disappointment and an almost loathing for this transformation, all because of a woman who couldn't keep her fucking legs shut.
There's so much more depth I could go into here, but I'm really not in the mood to be honest. I've vented all I need to here. Comment if you want, I don't care, but anything dickish will be deleted. If I get any comments anyway.
Fuck's sake, my family is fucking terrible. Happy fucking father's day, you two-faced cunt.

Behold as I either don't get a response or fail the first audition.
Pic related, it's proof I have applied.
WISH ME LUCK GUYS LOLOL
After giving them a break for a couple of weeks or so, I went back to listening to them.
And fell in love with them all over again.
Some classic Muse for you all.
EDIT: GOING TO SEE THEM LIVE IN NOVEMBER, I'M DROWNING IN MY OWN SEMEN.
And a cover they did in 2002 that you may not have heard before. Enjoy.